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Shady Dan 's Car Rentals and Barbeque Shack was created to serve an essential need for the people of San Andreas: What do you do if you're hungry AND you want to drive a car? Up until now, you haven't been able to meet these needs in one place ... but now you can thanks to Shady Dan
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These cars drive so good, you'll be saying to yourself:
"they're NOT stolen!"
shady dan 's car rentals
(and barbeque shack)
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Who is Shady Dan ?
Is this barbeque safe to eat?
Why should I rent his cars?
and other frequently asked questions...
Hi, I'm Dan. A fun fact you might not know about me is that my real name is "Daniel." My friends call me Shady Dan because there's nothing I love more than basking under the shade of a humble oak tree. Except for hustling and making money!!! That's why I started Shady Dan's car rentals and barbeque shack. This is a fully legal business and you will NOT get in trouble with the police if you rent my cars.
That's the Shady Dan guarantee!
Safety and Legal Qualifiers
Many people ask me how I keep my profit margins so low. The answer to this is very simple, passed down through my father and his father. There is no law against "pignapping" (defined as the kidnapping of pigs.)
My competitors are swamped in taxes, fees, and tariffs.
That's a simple mistake, and here how I solved it:
That means the savings go completely to you, also me
Pregnant people and those with heart conditions should not eat Shady Dan's delicious barbeque or rent his cars. This legal boilerplate means that it is legal to rent cars. I don't keep records and I don't intend to start because I believe that we should be free and not beholden to "the calendar" which was invented by the CIA in order to enforce a 40-hour workweek on the common man. If you're a cop please log off this site.
I Don't Pay 'Em!!!
