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Shady Dan   's Car Rentals and Barbeque Shack     ​was created to serve an essential need for the ​people of San Andreas: What do you do if you're ​hungry AND you want to drive a car? Up until now, ​you haven't been able to meet these needs in one ​place ... but now you can thanks to Shady Dan

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These cars drive so ​good, you'll be saying ​to yourself:


"they're NOT stolen!"

shady dan    's car rentals

(and barbeque shack)

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Who is Shady Dan   ?   

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Is this barbeque safe to eat?

Why should I rent his cars?

and other frequently asked questions...

Hi, I'm Dan. A fun fact you might not know about me ​is that my real name is "Daniel." My friends call me ​Shady Dan      because there's nothing I love more ​than basking under the shade of a humble oak tree. ​Except for hustling and making money!!! That's why I ​started Shady Dan's      car rentals and barbeque ​shack. This is a fully legal business and you will NOT ​get in trouble with the police if you rent my cars.

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That's the Shady Dan     guarantee!

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Safety and Legal Qualifiers

Many people ask me how I keep my profit margins so low. The answer ​to this is very simple, passed down through my father and his father. ​There is no law against "pignapping" (defined as the kidnapping of pigs.)

My competitors are swamped in taxes, fees, and tariffs.

That's a simple mistake, and here how I solved it:

That means the savings go ​completely to you, also me

Pregnant people and those with heart conditions should not eat Shady ​Dan's     delicious barbeque or rent his cars. This legal boilerplate means ​that it is legal to rent cars. I don't keep records and I don't intend to start ​because I believe that we should be free and not beholden to "the ​calendar" which was invented by the CIA in order to enforce a 40-hour ​workweek on the common man. If you're a cop please log off this site.

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I Don't Pay 'Em!!!